Memories of Michael

I thought with the passing of someone who has been a big part of my life for as long as I can rememebr it was a good opportunity to write something a little more on the serious side and pay tribute to the greatest entertainer of all time.....



It was the year 1992 and I was 8 years old when i got my first real taste of Michael Jackson's music, I was at an old neighbour of my grandparents house when he put on a cassette tape for my to listen to, a new Michael Jackson album named Dangerous. From the first moment I heard 'Black and White' i was hooked and from that point on went on a mission to pillage and plunder as much of Michael's music as possible from raiding bargain bins at music store to making duplicates of others tapes on my first boom box that I got for christmas and I loved all of it.
I think the main reason myself and others of my generation have been so affected by the loss of Michael is that his music was really a turning point in my life from not really listening to music to having music as a major part of my life which it still continues to be.

My affinity with Michael has lasted ever since and while at times being a fan of Michael Jackson was not always easy and many times was a source of ridicule from the sheep who no nothing but what TV tells them, the bond held strong.

I remember sitting outside of Adelaide Oval listeing to his concert as part of the history tour and then waiting for his car to leave at the gate and to recieve a handshake from the great man when he got out of his vehicle and proceeded to walk from the Oval to the Hyatt while being mobbed by thousands of people, which is still one of the most surreal moments that i can rememeber.

Michael Jackson is the greatest influence on urban music there has ever been and will will continue to listen to MJ influenced artists such as JT, Usher, Britney, Beyonce and countless others.

Nobody knows what really happens behind closed doors all I can say is, Thank you Michael Jackson for leading me to a life of music that I would be a poorer man without.

Just Wanging Out (Call me homophobic but........)

I am sick and tired of walking into the change rooms at the gym and as soon as I turn the corner being confronted with some fucking assholes wang in my face. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT ILLEGAL? I cannot walk down rundle fucken mall naked with my sack swinging in the breeze why? because it is a public place and a lot of people may find it offensive (and in my case it may cause some kind of sex riot among the female community ;) see exhibit a)

exhibit a


well how the fuck is the locker room at the gym not a public place and I am FUCKING OFFENDED BY WANG! every time i turn a corner there is either a dude talcing his ass, drip drying his old fella or showering with the door open it is practically a mine field of cock AND I AM OFFENDED! I live by the 1 wang in my life only rule AND THAT WANG IS MINE! i dont require any additional wangs just wanging around in random places.
This is the oxford dictionary (pardon the pun) definition of public:

public• adjective 1 of, concerning, or available to the people as a whole. 2 of or involved in the affairs of the community, especially in government or entertainment. 3 done, perceived, or existing in open view.

Surely a locker room at a public gym meets this criteria????? At least the could put up a sign saying 'WARNING UPON ENTRY YOU MAY WITNESS SOME FAT DUDE'S KNOB!' is that too much to ask.

Where is my fucken lawyer god dammit!

Gimme a Hi-5

What the fuck is with the daily articles in the Advertiser about the girl from Hi-5 and how her posing in Ralph is hurting the children of Australia this whole deal makes no sense whatsoever.
Firstly the key point to all this is that SHE IS NOT EVEN IN HI-5 ANYMORE!!! she is a private citizen and as the right to do whatever the fuck she wants and where the fuck do these journalists/gossip colomnists get off passing judgement its not like she is doing porn for fuck sake!

the following public service announcement is brought to you by me:
TO ANY PARENT RELYING ON KELLY FROM HI-5 TO BE THE MORAL GUIDANCE IN THEIR CHILD'S LIFE AND ANYONE WHO EVEN CONSIDERS BLAMING HER FOR THEIR DAUGHTER ENDING UP A HOOKER........................TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUCKEN MIRROR!

Secondly and most importantly all they are doing is creating exponentially more exposure for this 'issue' and as a result an infinite multiple of the number of children who would have even had a chance of knowing anything about this non-issue are being exposed to this through the simple fact that they are PRINTING THE FUCKEN PHOTOS IN THE PAPER EVERY DAY!
I cant believe how retarded this is all they are doing is providing advertising for this magazine and surely would have had to obtain licensing in order to print the photos therefore are doing nothing but perpetuating the problem that they are 'complaining' about.
The bottom line is that they do not give a fuck about you or your children and precious space where they could be writing meaningful articles about meaningful subjects are being filled with this absolute SHIT which is constantly forced down our throats

JUST ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP US DISTRACTED FROM THE REAL SHIT.
DON'T LET THEM WIN THINK FOR YOURSELF.


here is some more free advertising you fucktards

doodle

This is a picture I drew whilst in the midst of an intriguing phone conversation.
Im not sure what it means but WHAT DO WANT FROM ME IM AN ARTIST YOU WORK IT OUT!!!

Coming to an album near You!

As a big fan of music I have often wondered about the future of music and what direction it may head in. With people more and more downloading music for free and record labels and artists 'losing' money from this (although many people would argue that over inflated prices of CD's has been screwing the consumer for decades) it is only a matter of time before record labels and artists take matters into their own hands.

I personally guarantee that it is only a matter of time before you start to see artists/labels start selling advertising space on their albums.

How much is it a stretch of the mind to imagine Britney Spears sprouting off a Pepsi advertisment in between songs - practically no stretch at all you say, well I agree.
"all the boys and all the girls wanna F.U.C.K me.............hey there boys and girls wanna be like me well you should drink Pepsi"

And from that how long until songs are actually about products "all the boys and all the girls wanna drink P.E.P.S.I."
the radio and albums will be non-stop advertisement jingles!

I'M PROVIDING A SERVICE HERE PEOPLE DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA :).......................panasonic

Sinner's or just like you and me?

Over the last year or so I have heard a lot about how the financial fat cats have sold us out and should you listen to most of the 'experts' you would be lead to believe that the world is over and we should all give up. Now we all know the worlds economy is not in great shape and the blame seems to be laid directly at the feet of the banks and the government.
Now I cannot argue with this, basically the whole system of world economy and world policy is grounded in people who are looking after themselves which for the overall populas doesn't bode well, but my question is if you were in their position WOULD YOU BE ANY DIFFERENT?
my answer is NO and i will fight to the death 99% of people who try to convince me otherwise because I dont believe it.
If you found a way at your job where you could make a little extra cash would you not do it? Now enlarge the scale of my immediately previous example and say you were a stock broker or politician then think of the total number of people who are all 'skimming off the top' to benefit themselves and realise that we are all opportunists.
We are all screwing over 'the man' in the same ratio (opportunity:total value) as the 'people in power'and until realise that we all created this situation due to the fact we are a selfish race, and until we realise that we are all taking a short cut here and there or taking a little bit here and there and therefore contributing equally to the problem we have now.
It is all about opportunity and scale - Your racking a cheeseburger or skimming some change at your job without any regard for the company is the exact same thing and the CEO's and politicians racking some benefits and taking a bonus without any regard for the country............
YET WE ALL POINT FINGERS - look in the mirror people and don't expect from others what you cant promise yourself