Over the last year or so I have heard a lot about how the financial fat cats have sold us out and should you listen to most of the 'experts' you would be lead to believe that the world is over and we should all give up. Now we all know the worlds economy is not in great shape and the blame seems to be laid directly at the feet of the banks and the government.
Now I cannot argue with this, basically the whole system of world economy and world policy is grounded in people who are looking after themselves which for the overall populas doesn't bode well, but my question is if you were in their position WOULD YOU BE ANY DIFFERENT?
my answer is NO and i will fight to the death 99% of people who try to convince me otherwise because I dont believe it.
If you found a way at your job where you could make a little extra cash would you not do it? Now enlarge the scale of my immediately previous example and say you were a stock broker or politician then think of the total number of people who are all 'skimming off the top' to benefit themselves and realise that we are all opportunists.
We are all screwing over 'the man' in the same ratio (opportunity:total value) as the 'people in power'and until realise that we all created this situation due to the fact we are a selfish race, and until we realise that we are all taking a short cut here and there or taking a little bit here and there and therefore contributing equally to the problem we have now.
It is all about opportunity and scale - Your racking a cheeseburger or skimming some change at your job without any regard for the company is the exact same thing and the CEO's and politicians racking some benefits and taking a bonus without any regard for the country............
YET WE ALL POINT FINGERS - look in the mirror people and don't expect from others what you cant promise yourself
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Things I hate about public transport
1.FUCKTARDS THAT TALK ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES AT AN EXTRAVAGANT VOLUME FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME - I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU YOUR LIFE OR WHAT YOU ARE HAVING FOR DINNER/WHAT HAPPENED ON YOUR WEEKEND!! shut the fuck up, talk at a normal volume or have your private conversation IN PRIVATE!.
2.DICKHEADS/PEOPLE WITH MENTAL RETARDATION WHO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHEN THERE IS SHIT LOADS OF FREE SEATS! what the fuck is wrong with you, you could have a whole bench to yourself. The worst thing is that most of the time when this happens it is some person who has clearly just been released/escaped from Glenside, im sorry I have sympathy for them i just don't want to sit next to them.
3. ASSFACES WHO FEEL THE DESIRE TO SIT AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS AND TALK TO THE DRIVER Leave the driver alone he's is supposed to be concentrating on not killing us all NOT explaining to you the intricacies of the 733 route and half of the fucken bus schedule for adelaide. We all got no seatbelts on and if he crashes because of you Ill sue your ass for everything you have (most likely 25c and half a pack of durries but ill still take it).
4. STRANGERS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO TELL YOU THEIR LIFE STORY - I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND I CANT HEAR YOU ANYWAY COS IM LISTENING TO MY IPOD! surely you can judge my level of interest by the fact im not looking at you and just turned up my pod.
2.DICKHEADS/PEOPLE WITH MENTAL RETARDATION WHO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHEN THERE IS SHIT LOADS OF FREE SEATS! what the fuck is wrong with you, you could have a whole bench to yourself. The worst thing is that most of the time when this happens it is some person who has clearly just been released/escaped from Glenside, im sorry I have sympathy for them i just don't want to sit next to them.
3. ASSFACES WHO FEEL THE DESIRE TO SIT AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS AND TALK TO THE DRIVER Leave the driver alone he's is supposed to be concentrating on not killing us all NOT explaining to you the intricacies of the 733 route and half of the fucken bus schedule for adelaide. We all got no seatbelts on and if he crashes because of you Ill sue your ass for everything you have (most likely 25c and half a pack of durries but ill still take it).
4. STRANGERS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO TELL YOU THEIR LIFE STORY - I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND I CANT HEAR YOU ANYWAY COS IM LISTENING TO MY IPOD! surely you can judge my level of interest by the fact im not looking at you and just turned up my pod.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Mind your Own God Damn Business!!!!
So I was watching A Current Affair today - which by the way along with today tonight has to be the poorest excuse for 'current affairs' shows of all time, WHERE IS THE FUCKEN CURRENT AFFAIRS? THIS IS JUST HUMAN INTEREST STORIES AND OLD PEOPLE GETTING RIPPED OFF AHHHHHHHHH!!!!, anyway they dedicated a whole segment to a segment of the Oprah show where she was talking about how bad it is that Rhianna is getting back with Chris Brown.
Now let me be clear, I under no circumstances condone violence against women, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES OPRAH KNOW ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC SITUATION! what does anyone know outside of the people directly involved know about THIS SPECIFIC SITUATION.
They funniest shit was that they brought out some fat chick who would probably beg for any male attention be it positive OR negative and they actually had a shot of a camera videoing an interview with Chris Brown OFF YOUTUBE great research ACA!
People need to be able to live their lives and make their own mistakes and learn from them that is what living life is all about and it fucks me off that all these fucktards with no fucken idea about their/my/your circumstances trying to cotton wool everything in order to protect them/me/you. SORT OUT YOUR OWN SHIT BEFORE YOU START WORRYING ABOUT THEIRS...........or MINE!
And where do they get off doing a segment of a segment from another show in the first place for fuck sake.
So I say - FUCK YOU OPRAH, FUCK YOU ACA, FUCK YOU TODAY TONIGHT, OLD LADY YOU COOL AND FUCK YOU DAN!
Now let me be clear, I under no circumstances condone violence against women, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES OPRAH KNOW ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC SITUATION! what does anyone know outside of the people directly involved know about THIS SPECIFIC SITUATION.
They funniest shit was that they brought out some fat chick who would probably beg for any male attention be it positive OR negative and they actually had a shot of a camera videoing an interview with Chris Brown OFF YOUTUBE great research ACA!
People need to be able to live their lives and make their own mistakes and learn from them that is what living life is all about and it fucks me off that all these fucktards with no fucken idea about their/my/your circumstances trying to cotton wool everything in order to protect them/me/you. SORT OUT YOUR OWN SHIT BEFORE YOU START WORRYING ABOUT THEIRS...........or MINE!
And where do they get off doing a segment of a segment from another show in the first place for fuck sake.
So I say - FUCK YOU OPRAH, FUCK YOU ACA, FUCK YOU TODAY TONIGHT, OLD LADY YOU COOL AND FUCK YOU DAN!
Labels:
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chris brown,
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Monday, March 9, 2009
And the winner of the WORLDS GREATEST ME AWARD goes too......
..................................ME
Damn I won, how unexpected. So many people to thank......
Id like to thank God for makin me who i am.
Mum For giving birth To me.
Dad You fucken bum but guess you contributed something
All those people that know me...It must be a real pleasure
and all those people tryin 2 be like me I guess you just CANT TOP THE REAL DEAL.
Just Hope I can continue being the Best ME there is.
Now Give me my Fucken trophy im goin to Disneyland.
Im Out.
Damn I won, how unexpected. So many people to thank......
Id like to thank God for makin me who i am.
Mum For giving birth To me.
Dad You fucken bum but guess you contributed something
All those people that know me...It must be a real pleasure
and all those people tryin 2 be like me I guess you just CANT TOP THE REAL DEAL.
Just Hope I can continue being the Best ME there is.
Now Give me my Fucken trophy im goin to Disneyland.
Im Out.
Labels:
comedy,
Disneyland,
worlds greatest
Good Morning World
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Welcome to my blog and its first earth shattering entry.
On this blog I will be touching on basically all random thoughts that pass through my brain such as sports, friends, music, random theories about the universe itself and elongated rants about the small things in life that make me irrationally angry.
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