Gimme a Hi-5

What the fuck is with the daily articles in the Advertiser about the girl from Hi-5 and how her posing in Ralph is hurting the children of Australia this whole deal makes no sense whatsoever.
Firstly the key point to all this is that SHE IS NOT EVEN IN HI-5 ANYMORE!!! she is a private citizen and as the right to do whatever the fuck she wants and where the fuck do these journalists/gossip colomnists get off passing judgement its not like she is doing porn for fuck sake!

the following public service announcement is brought to you by me:
TO ANY PARENT RELYING ON KELLY FROM HI-5 TO BE THE MORAL GUIDANCE IN THEIR CHILD'S LIFE AND ANYONE WHO EVEN CONSIDERS BLAMING HER FOR THEIR DAUGHTER ENDING UP A HOOKER........................TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUCKEN MIRROR!

Secondly and most importantly all they are doing is creating exponentially more exposure for this 'issue' and as a result an infinite multiple of the number of children who would have even had a chance of knowing anything about this non-issue are being exposed to this through the simple fact that they are PRINTING THE FUCKEN PHOTOS IN THE PAPER EVERY DAY!
I cant believe how retarded this is all they are doing is providing advertising for this magazine and surely would have had to obtain licensing in order to print the photos therefore are doing nothing but perpetuating the problem that they are 'complaining' about.
The bottom line is that they do not give a fuck about you or your children and precious space where they could be writing meaningful articles about meaningful subjects are being filled with this absolute SHIT which is constantly forced down our throats

JUST ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP US DISTRACTED FROM THE REAL SHIT.
DON'T LET THEM WIN THINK FOR YOURSELF.


here is some more free advertising you fucktards

doodle

This is a picture I drew whilst in the midst of an intriguing phone conversation.
Im not sure what it means but WHAT DO WANT FROM ME IM AN ARTIST YOU WORK IT OUT!!!

Coming to an album near You!

As a big fan of music I have often wondered about the future of music and what direction it may head in. With people more and more downloading music for free and record labels and artists 'losing' money from this (although many people would argue that over inflated prices of CD's has been screwing the consumer for decades) it is only a matter of time before record labels and artists take matters into their own hands.

I personally guarantee that it is only a matter of time before you start to see artists/labels start selling advertising space on their albums.

How much is it a stretch of the mind to imagine Britney Spears sprouting off a Pepsi advertisment in between songs - practically no stretch at all you say, well I agree.
"all the boys and all the girls wanna F.U.C.K me.............hey there boys and girls wanna be like me well you should drink Pepsi"

And from that how long until songs are actually about products "all the boys and all the girls wanna drink P.E.P.S.I."
the radio and albums will be non-stop advertisement jingles!

I'M PROVIDING A SERVICE HERE PEOPLE DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA :).......................panasonic