1.FUCKTARDS THAT TALK ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES AT AN EXTRAVAGANT VOLUME FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME - I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU YOUR LIFE OR WHAT YOU ARE HAVING FOR DINNER/WHAT HAPPENED ON YOUR WEEKEND!! shut the fuck up, talk at a normal volume or have your private conversation IN PRIVATE!.
2.DICKHEADS/PEOPLE WITH MENTAL RETARDATION WHO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHEN THERE IS SHIT LOADS OF FREE SEATS! what the fuck is wrong with you, you could have a whole bench to yourself. The worst thing is that most of the time when this happens it is some person who has clearly just been released/escaped from Glenside, im sorry I have sympathy for them i just don't want to sit next to them.
3. ASSFACES WHO FEEL THE DESIRE TO SIT AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS AND TALK TO THE DRIVER Leave the driver alone he's is supposed to be concentrating on not killing us all NOT explaining to you the intricacies of the 733 route and half of the fucken bus schedule for adelaide. We all got no seatbelts on and if he crashes because of you Ill sue your ass for everything you have (most likely 25c and half a pack of durries but ill still take it).
4. STRANGERS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO TELL YOU THEIR LIFE STORY - I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND I CANT HEAR YOU ANYWAY COS IM LISTENING TO MY IPOD! surely you can judge my level of interest by the fact im not looking at you and just turned up my pod.
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Dear Mr Brown,
I have just stumbled across your blog in my far-reaching search, nay, quest, for the worlds most vile and depraved homosexual pornography. I am a tenured professor of Behavioural Science at Harvard University (you may have heard of it), and I can only hope that you seek help as soon as is humanly possible. There is a very clear and present danger that you may be a borderline sociopath, or worse, a closet homosexual yourself.
Yours Faithfully,
Professor Michael Litoris (Phd)
LOL at number 3.
Seen that happen on more than one occasion!!!
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